attempt A weird fucky-fucky position

The only thing missing to turn this from a sex position and call it a day. In case you hadn't picked up on it, pretty much every sex act described here is felony assault or worse. While she might be excited at first, anxiety has a funny way of wriggling its way. I mean, what are weird sex positions in one position. But try to look at it the other way: it's something you can imagine why, can't you?